We almost didn’t have a blog today. Not because I’ve been rushed or because I just forgot…But because I don’t feel like doing anything that requires moving or thinking. Is it because I’m fat? Nope. Out of shape? Nope. Lazy? Nope.

Was it because I was attacked by yellow jackets while mowing the yard today?

Jackpot

I saw this yesterday and want to include it:

Enjoy today’s haiku:

Dane Cook’s not funny
But I now identify
Punch bees in the face