So today I had a beer and changed into pajamas right after getting home. Because of this, there’s a good chance my clothes may not get ironed tonight…I am useless, but have lost the ability to care…I am sore, but have lost the ability to complain about it…Nevermind…I’ll get up before I become like the people today’s haiku is about. Enjoy!

The Biggest Loser
People sit on fat asses
And just get fatter