There’s no doubt that the girls on Glee are mega-smokin’-hot, but that does not excuse the show from the annoying sounds it is producing that are eeking through the wall that separates the bedroom where Erin watches TV and the office where I’m currently writing this…They’re currently mashing up “Stop in the Name of Love” and “Free Your Mind,” my ultimate favorite En Vogue songs and possibly one of my favorite songs from the 90s…Murder.

Here’s this that I got tonight…I’m finally in a club I can contribute to!

Enjoy today’s haiku:

After just 2 beers
I’m left with a bad dry mouth
Gatorade / Pepsi