I think our apartment knows we’re about to leave it, and the burial ground we’re built on has released the spirits and they’re pissed at us…If our basement floods tonight because of the rain, I’m gonna lose the 10% of cool that I have left…April 14 cannot come soon enough.

Enjoy today’s haiku:

First, the breaker flipped
Then the sink broke and an ant
Dryer’s broken, too…