These bills on my desk simply do not understand that they can come in the mail every single day and they can pile up on my desk all they want to…But it will not change the fact that I don’t get paid until Friday.
In other news, I want my lip pierced. And I want my new tattoo. Now.
And my Showbread shirt that isn’t coming anytime soon, obviously.
And some of those glasses that take the strain off your eyes if you read a monitor all day long.
Santa, I hope you’re listening.
Enjoy today’s haiku:
Oh, I also want
The ability to write
Better than I do
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee don’t pierce your lip!!!!!!!!!