They say if you want to learn how to write better dialogue you should listen to more people having conversations. Hearing the way people talk is helpful for anyone wanting to write the way people actually speak but it’s also a great way to learn how to communicate with people. And if you’re going to communicate with people or write characters based on them, you’d may as well take in their appearance. Round out their personality with their body language and other physical characteristics. You know…Watch the people. I love watching people walk around at hockey games as they juggle full cups of shitty beer and hot dogs. I love watching people walking into and out of Wal-Mart with the smell of Subway and inbred musk in the air. I love sitting on a bench on the strip in Gatlinburg and just watching people walk by as they look in the shops.
I just love watching people.
We live on the top of a very small hill under some very not-small trees. You can imagine that this can be both entertaining and terrifying during extreme weather. If the wind blows even a little bit our trees clap their hands together in an applause that sounds more like the Ragnarok than a warm summer breeze. It’s even more ominous if it’s dark out or if a thunderstorm is blowing in. If it rains really hard, sometimes a small stream will form in our neighbor’s back yard that runs down beside our house, across our front yard and rests as an improvised pond in our other neighbor’s yard. When it snows, the incline on our street is just enough so that most people can’t make it by our driveway. They’ll spin their tires, sometimes twisting their cars sideways until they make it. Other times they just roll backward, park in the street and start walking home. It’s entertaining to watch these things from my window. It’s entertaining to see trees blowing, the streams forming and the cars sliding.
I just love looking out my windows.
To the point where Erin calls me Neighborhood Watch and I ain’t even mad about it.
Considering my passion for people watching and my fascination with what goes on outside my house, it should surprise no one that I was particularly interested when I woke up one day last week — 6:30am — to hear my neighbors across the road yelling at each other. I’ve heard them fight before but there was a certain tone in this argument I’d never heard in the past so I rolled out of bed to get a view of what was going down.
I watched the argument unfold, most of which consisted of incoherent yelling. Over the next ten minutes I watched a man fill up the trunk of a car, load two women into the passenger and back seats, then drive off. An angry woman was now the sole resident of the home and she stormed back in the house, slamming the door behind her.
During the argument, I noticed her car was parked in the yard. Something they’d never really done before. Since then, the car comes and goes but when it parks at the house, it’s always in the yard, right by the front door. She literally pulls her car up to the front door of her home every single day.
The running plan continued last week as I totaled 13 miles for the week and averaged a 12:26/mile pace. My total mileage for the program is currently 58 miles with an average pace of 12:23/mile. I’m honestly not thrilled with my pace. Especially after I did some figuring to determine what pace I’ll need to be running to hit my goal finish time when the end of September rolls around.
I’m basically a full minute off. That’s a lot. Jesus, I miss training for my first half when the only goal I had was survive.
Anyway, this is week 8 and it looks like this:
- Monday: 5:45am Boxing at TITLE
- Tuesday: 3 Mile run; 7:00 Boxing at TITLE
- Wednesday: 4 Mile TEMPO run
- Thursday: 3 Mile run
- Friday: Rest
- Saturday: Cross-training (details below); 9:30am Kickboxing at TITLE
- Sunday: 7 Mile run
Cross-Training — Phase 5, Week 6: Back, Tris, Calves, Hams
- Top of the Mountain Warmup: Spin bike, 8 minutes; stretch
- Pull-Ups Set 1: 5 Pull-Ups
- Circuit 1: Dumbbells, 35% weight, 10 reps, 60s rest
- Pull-Ups Set 2: 6 Pull-Ups
- Circuit 2: Repeat circuit 1, 60s rest
- Pull-Ups Set 3: 8 Pull-Ups
- Circuit 3: Repeat circuit 1, 3m rest
- Circuit 4: Barbells, 90% weight, 5 reps, 60s rest
- Pull-Ups Set 4: 9 Pull-Ups
- Circuit 5: Repeat circuit 4
- Pull-Ups Set 5: 10 Pull-Ups
- Circuit 6: Repeat circuit 4
- Kettlebell Burnout: 100 Snatches
- Bottom of the Mountain Cooldown: Spin bike, 8 minutes; stretch
There’s a part of me that thinks parking your car inches from your front door is trashy.
Another part of me is jealous because I can’t park that close to my front porch, let alone my door.
But a third part of me cheers her on every time I see that vehicle parked in the grass, 10 yards away from their huge driveway. She’s doing it because it’s what she wants to do and likely has been wanting to do for some time.
What I’m trying to say here is now is the time to take what’s yours. If you want to lose 10 pounds, start exercising regularly, train for your first 5k or get a promotion at your job, that shit is YOURS. Kick whatever negativity you’re living with to the curb and you start parking your shit by the front door. There’s nothing stopping you.