One neighbor has a squalling child.  One sits in her car for 30-45 minutes at a time, talking on the phone, then goes back inside.  She also loves Chick-fil-A so much, she has stickers all over her car and stuffed cows in her back seat.  Another neighbor had the police assist her in kicking her boyfriend out…and he’s back again today.  I pray to the Most High that we get a house soon.  For my sake.  For Erin’s sake.  For Trudy’s sake.  For !@#$’s sake.

Enjoy today’s haiku:

It’s no wonder I
Don’t like the television
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