There’s a universal remote on the desk that apparently goes to nothing. It reminds me of myself in many ways. There was a time when I could have gone with anything and that’s exactly what I did. My time was when I was born and my anything was rock’n’roll…Nearly 26 years later and nothing has changed and it seems like it was a bonehead decision to make, so easy a caveman could do it. So it’s like, come on universal remote, make a decision already.

Metaphor?

Enjoy today’s haiku:

Real geeky scribbles
On this paper before me
I am not to blame