I’ve just been informed that according to Comcast, “Retro” rock now consists of White Zombie, the Deftones, Stone Temple Pilots, Live and Pearl Jam…

I thought something was wrong when 103.5 started playing Metallica, Nirvana and Soundgarden…Though I should’ve seen it coming, back when my buddy John told me he didn’t listen to “that old stuff” when I was talking to him about Motley Crue…I’m only 26, folks, NOT classic rock…Yet.

Oh well, pass the prunes and fiber tablets, hop on your Rascals and move it own down to the 4:00 special at Piccadilly or Shoney’s. These kids are out of control, the King James Version is the only version and keep my skillet good and greasy all the time time time keep my skillet good and greasy all the time. I’m not classic rock, but I certainly am classic.

Here’s Those Darlins playing that classic:

Enjoy today’s haiku:

It sounds like hard rain
Beating against my window
But it’s not raining