It seems that in the last couple of years the area of the female population that are most likely to want to flirt with me are Cougars. This doesn’t bother me, really, but it’s something I’ve had to get used to. Erin has told me on several occasions that I’ve got about 10-15 more years to go before young girls find me attractive again and that was weird to hear until recently…

We walked in to a restaurant for dinner last weekend and I immediately noticed the three attractive hostesses. Attractive, yes, but something about them was odd for me, something was making me FORCE myself to find them attractive. After some thought and a ribeye + loaded baked potato I realized what was going on…They were too young.

Wait, what?

Yep. I think I’ve officially graduated to older women. Congrats to me, I suppose.

Anyway, after coming to this conclusion, I decided to Tweet about it (follow me, plz?) because my Tweets are always entertaining and worth your while (right?). Little did I know that right across the table my lovely wife was also Tweeting about how much she loved her husband and was enjoying our dinner date that night. I can’t speak for her Twitter feed but on mine there was but a single Tweet that separated ours. Oops.

Anyway, Erin is 1 month & 6 days older than me, so with that I think I’ve found the only older woman I want the attention of, anyway :-)

Enjoy this week’s #CartoonButt