I won’t go into any crazy detail because A) it’s no one’s business and B) if I did, I would type a blog longer than the internet itself, but last night a family member told me that if my dad and I didn’t talk soon that “God was gonna punish somebody.”

Now, I firmly believe in God.  The same God that comes out of the same book that she’s reading…So why in the world does she think that God is in the punishing business?

As I stated, I could go on and on about how I feel about this, but I’ll just sum things up right here and now:  I KNOW God isn’t in the punishing business, else he wouldn’t of put us so close to a Moe’s :-)

Here’s this, I found it at Kroger literally just down the aisle from “Jamaican Cock”

My Mighty Mouse is sticking again…I think it’s time for an all-around upgrade to the Magic Mouse.  The G4 in the studio doesn’t even have a scroll wheel, but at least it doesn’t get stuck.

Boy, I can’t wait to see what kind of keywords people use to find today’s blog…

Enjoy today’s haiku:

Spent two-hundred bucks
At the grocery store and
Still forgot the milk…